"Even on my bad days you know how to make me happy."
— The Khool Haus (via thekhoolhaus)

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

bongfucker:

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

jontronshat:

im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally. this is the fucking future

"Oh and if you let me stay, I’ll love all of the hurt away."
— MYMP- Tell me where it hurts. (via doodlero)

manic-fame:

Bitch asked if I lift
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Bitch, I lift this dick across your lip
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tagged → #M. Shadz

bulletsera:

shawty had them apple 

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jeans 

tagged → #Frank #I can't