Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally. this is the fucking future
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Bitch asked if I lift
Bitch, I lift this dick across your lip
shawty had them apple